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ChuckDaKnife

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Montevideo, Uruguay,
Job: Bastard

Did you know that pigs' orgasms last about 30 minutes? And yet, they don't have sex for pleasure?

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9/28/07

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Latest Flash Reviews

71 Reviews | 18 w/ Responses

Score: 1
Exodus Tyson Punched Out

"This is wrong."

date: May 30, 2009

Normally, I'm all for making fun of anything, but there are some limits.
You shouldn't be making fun of a small girl's tragic death (which wasn't exactly like you have shown in this flash, by the way).
I hate Mike Tyson, who is a violent subnormal rapist, and his ex-wife is a terrible mother, but Exodus wasn't guilty of anything, and her death should be mourned, not parodied.

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Score: 6
Why God Why

"Better than I expected"

submission: Why God Why
date: May 30, 2009

Pretty funny short, and pretty well made.
I also enjoyed the interactivity in this flash.

The drawings are nice, and I specially liked God's raging face.
However, when God's on the computer, his right hand looks very odd, almost deformed. Btw, did you make God left-handed on purpose?

The animation is not bad, but you should experiment more with it, and use more FBF. Also, I found the animation of God's head turning into Angryfaic to be severely lacking.

I think you should have shown more explicitly why God hated Newgrounds, perhaps by showing offensive and/or crappily animated movies. Cock jokes are optional.

Good choice of music. I found it very fitting.

Something you should fix:
in the final step of the World Destroyer, the viewer is allowed to click "NEXT" BEFORE destroying the world, missing the explosion.
While I'm on the subject, let me ask you:
why does the computer remark God destroyed a child's hospital or a petting zoo? He destroyed the ENTIRE WORLD, remember?

I also think the last scene is pointless, and doesn't make much sense.

It's much better than your previous flashes, but you should keep getting better.

May 30, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks for all the points, i agree with you overall , i thought they were the weaker parts too :) i'm working on a flash atm which is much more fbf so i guess that should be better. and to answer your question, it said the laser actually hit the planet in that location just to make god feel more like a douche.

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Score: 5
Tenacious D - Classico

"Not bad."

date: May 3, 2009

First, let me tell you I love Tenacious D. Nice to see I'm not alone.
The drawings are good, and they're fairly well animated.
Too bad it's so short. I think you should have made the whole song, even if you stopped lip-synching-

Lastly, I think it's a shame you sped up the song.
I would have preferred the original song.

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Latest Audio Reviews

2 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 10
==(Goodnight)==

"Lovely."

submission: ==(Goodnight)==
date: November 3, 2007

It's really great as a peaceful background music.

November 3, 2007

Author's Response:

Maybeh

Thanks for the review!

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Score: 7
Halloween Theme Metalized

"Mhhmm..."

date: October 30, 2007

Good, but too repetitive

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